Don't ask for the facts unless you want the truth.

 
YOURS TRULY REBUKES EE BLOGGER OVER MISSPELLING.

I'd understand this spelling if Patrick Madrid was writing about the governor of California,
who has an interesting take on the English language.

"BISHOP GALANTE REBUKES NJ GOVERNER OVER COMMUNION"
"The new bishop of Camden, NJ, has lowered the boom on governer McGreevey."