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Summa Mamas' Miscues

The organic, fun, and old ones may be found here.

"Gardening stream of consciencousness"
"There's a few lots that could be used ..."
"Forgiveness take self denial."
"... a cheap way of telling a story, while tittilating the senses ..."
"... it has it's drawbacks."
"... drunkeness; old cigar butts; sulfer; hospitals ..."
"Is is a sign .." (Ask Bill Clinton.)
"Filing my fingertips with an emory board to sensitize them ..." (university's diversity board?)